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crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

(via ussawesome)

— 19 hours ago with 105660 notes
#me as a mother  #future  #bob's burgers  #cartoons 

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

(via ussawesome)

— 19 hours ago with 72890 notes
#TELECAST THIS SHIT  #dogs  #we are dogs  #animals 

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via stoogehas6hobos)

— 1 day ago with 14794 notes

thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

(via stoogehas6hobos)

— 1 day ago with 53319 notes

asriels:

If you’re feeling blue today please enjoy my new favourite advert featuring a cat harmonising to a little girl singing We Built This City On Rock and Roll whilst riding a tricycle. You won’t be disappointed.

(via cassandraemeraldsong)

— 1 day ago with 4000 notes
#10/10 would recommend  #best 

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
image

(via cassandraemeraldsong)

— 1 day ago with 70137 notes
#omfg 

therealrobertmanion:

A talent that confined me to a bedroom, after a whiny brat begged for a man of snow.

Snowmen always on her mind so I put ice in her brain, we play by my rules when I conjure up a game. But it took more than snow and ice to see her murdered. The fire in our parents hearts burned fierce and long.

So to get rid of mom and dad I made their sailing trip go bad, I mean they weren’t expecting snowstorms quite THAT strong HA!

They let go! They let go! Nothing lasts forever, sure as hell they were the same! They let go! They let go! When you’re drowning in an ocean even trolls can’t save the day.

Anna always was the favorite our parents clearly loved her more, so when I spotted out my window, their ship along the shore, the anger built up in that tiny room, so I sealed their frozen doom. They. let. go.

While I managed to dispose of mom and daddy, I was thwarted in my plans to take the throne, though our parents were both gone, Anna’s love became her brawn. I couldn’t freeze her spirit, if anything it had grown.

And if theres one thing that my powers cannot handle, its warmth of mind mixed with a belly filled of fire. So even though I hate you dearly and you can’t trust men to be smart, I need the help from one to go and break her heart.

Theres a slither of ice that I sense inside you, and with a snap I could make you a giant mess. But I’ll take advantage of your coldness so turn that evil into boldness, profess your love and let it flower like winter cress!

Then let go! Let her go! Let her love you to the core then break her with malevolence, let her go! Let her go! When a heart lays cracked and shattered it can’t put up a defense. Then she’ll finally know my pain and soon my trust will be regained. She’ll think I’m the only one who can freeze her forlorn pain. 

I’ll put lies inside that hollowed heart, then I’ll tear it apart.

She’ll. Let. Go. 

(via cassandraemeraldsong)

— 1 day ago with 99 notes
#wow  #music  #I want the storyline  #like an alternate version 

lalondes:

not every choice you make is going to be a feminist one. you are bound to make choices that are not feminist. it’s unavoidable.

if you so much as walk into a department store and buy a pair of socks, you are participating directly in the exploitation of women and girls in sweatshops. if you walk into a drug store and buy a tube of mascara, you’re funding multinational corporations that subsist on the degradation of women’s bodies and the destruction of female self-esteem. if you spend ninety-nine cents on an itunes single from any of these artists, you’re giving money to the record label that signed robin thicke and sent “blurred lines” to airwaves.

and all of the examples i’ve given are not obvious things. it would probably not occur to you, even if you are the most conscious, responsible feminist activist alive, that, in buying a pair of socks or downloading a song on itunes, you are corroborating anti-feminist institutions.

feminism is not about providing a rationale for why every choice you make is a feminist one. feminism is about recognizing that we live in a society where it is virtually impossible to make feminist choices. it’s about recognizing the institutional and political and economic barriers that hold women back and destroying those barriers.

you will make choices that are not co-terminous with the goals of feminism. the very, very least you can do is not try to rhetorically re-frame those choices as feminist.

(via ussawesome)

— 1 day ago with 1650 notes
#yuss  #important  #feminism 
"People don’t like her because it’s the making of her, right now. When she, sometime soon in the future, becomes this person that she’s been kind of building up to, for the past three seasons, now four, then people will really begin to root for her. I think even the audience doesn’t realize she’s such a dark horse. If she acted badass and tried to kill everyone there, she would be dead by now! She’s so intelligent, and I can’t stress that enough. Courtesy is a lady’s armor. She’s using her courtesy to deceive people, and she’s using her former self as a facade, and it works so much to her advantage, because people still think she’s this naive, vulnerable, little girl, and she’s really not. She knows exactly what she’s doing. She knows what game she’s playing! And no one else does. And she’s learned from the best — Cersei, Margaery, Tyrion, Littlefinger, even Joffrey. She’s learned so much from these people, and they don’t even realize it. They’re unwittingly feeding her to become this great kind of manipulator. King’s Landing can either make or break a person, and in Sansa’s case, it’s making her."
Sophie Turner, in response to Sansa hate (x)

(Source: beyonslays, via victoriajoanne)

— 2 days ago with 33448 notes
#yes  #perfect  #sansa snark  #game of thrones  #sophie turner  #my baby  #love love love 
bpellon:

spookpoweredgiraffe:

ironbloodaika:

ladytrismegistus:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

I wonder what the folklore would be behind her.
Would she give good books to kids in exchange for bad books that she turns back into trees?

That’d be killer! :D

Appears out of nowhere to correct your grammar.
Leave an essay under your pillow and she’ll write suggestions in pretty script and colorful ink.

THIS IS WHAT RAD LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE. 

bpellon:

spookpoweredgiraffe:

ironbloodaika:

ladytrismegistus:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

I wonder what the folklore would be behind her.

Would she give good books to kids in exchange for bad books that she turns back into trees?

That’d be killer! :D

Appears out of nowhere to correct your grammar.

Leave an essay under your pillow and she’ll write suggestions in pretty script and colorful ink.

THIS IS WHAT RAD LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE. 

(via darkdaysbrightnights)

— 2 days ago with 123591 notes
#perfection  #wonderful  #ideal  #art 
"The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison."
Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via gipsystrangerdanger)

(Source: kate-hawkingbird-bishop, via its-a-kind-of-magic)

— 2 days ago with 15231 notes
#omfg  #stop  #got spoilers  #game of thrones 

fytommenbaratheon:

Tywin rushing to his grandson to cover him when Joffrey dies (◡‿◡✿) 

(via fuckyeahgameofthrones)

— 2 days ago with 9646 notes
#totally missed that  #papa lannister  #game of thrones